Because I ran out of time

Once Upon a time

Season 1 episodes 10 – 22:

"A Rundown" 

Once upon a time,

In a magical land, there was a young girl. She wanted to write, a blog for the world. Where she could share her love of television and so the ideas started to swirl.

She’d talk about dowagers, manors and wars. About vampires and love triangles and a town called Mystic Falls.

She wanted to add just the one more show. A show she was excited about as it was filled with fairytale characters of old. 

But an evil force was at work to keep the girl down. They started to show more than once a week causing her to frown.

“Oh how will I keep up,” she cried with despair.

“I know, I’ll write a catchy rundown about it, to show I still care.”

So here is my recap of episode ten to twenty two, mon chere: 

7:15AM:  

“They were creeping and they were crawling, they were sneaking and avoiding, but it was ultimately true love calling, the Charming family.

He had a bride in Katherine, but the brunette he started macking, Regina saw their lips smacking, a sign that the curse Emma was cracking? The Charming family.”

Fruit of a Poisonous Tree:

“Arabian Nights, like Arabian days. 

The guy from breaking bad was trapped in a lamp before the guy from west wing was played.” 

Skin Deep:

“Tale as old as time, true as they said it could be. 

They weren't even friends, he made roses of her friends, then he smashed everything.”

What Happened to Frederick:

“Prince charming, 

he's the man, 

the man with the plan to save the man,

with the golden tan.” 

Dreamy:

“I dreamed a dream of times gone by.

 Where lights went out and dwarves were made over easy.

 I dreamed the David didn’t lie 

and that paint came off cars with very little cleaning.”

Red-Handed:

“Who was afraid of the big bad wolf?

 The big bad wolf, the big bad wolf.

 Red wasn't afraid of the big bad wolf and ended up eating her boyfriend.”

Heart of Darkness:

“Someday her prince came by, but she was too busy plotting her step-mother's demise.  

Here’s hoping that nobody dies, 

the day that her plan falls through.

Hat Trick:

“A very happy hostage situation to you, to you. 

A very happy hostage situation to you.

Now just make that magic hat work Emma to make Sebastian Stan’s dream come true.”

The Stable Boy:

“She’s going to be an evil Queen so future enemies beware. 

But once she was a teenage girl with slightly longer hair.”

The Return:

“Let’s get to business, cause we’re near the end. 

August said he found his father, but that was pretend.

 Rumple wasn’t happy, though he rarely is. 

In fairytale land his son was lost to him, now he wants to win.”

The Stranger:

“He’s got no strings to hold him down, to make him laugh, to make him frown.

He’s got no strings, but now you see, the poor man’s turning into a tree.”

An Apple as Red as Blood:

“There she sees her, always getting in the way. 

Regina tries to keep up her curse up, but goldilocks Emma is becoming a pain.

Now she knows it, 

her rein on Storybrooke at its end.

What’s an evil Queen to do, but remove the crinkle in her plan?

She just wants to kill the girl. Kill the Girl.”

A Land without Magic:

“He threw a potion in the well. Don’t ask him, we have to wait till season 2 for him to tell.

Before the end, Emma’s been through hell.

But now Regina’s out of the way?

Belle’s now back in the mix.

The Mad Hatter’s still around and he is ticked.

The Sheriff! The Sheriff! The Sheriff!

He is missed!

Regina’s staring.

The Charming's come out blaring.

Rumple’s plan he’s not sharing.

Snow White and her Prince are sure going to be surprised see their baby.

Hey, everyone remembers.

Now that is crazy.

The smoke monster’s purple now.

Is it magic, maybe?”