Once Upon a Time
Season 1 episode 3 – “Snow Falls”
Somewhere over the rainbow Emma Swan moved to a town in
Maine and started up time again. If you had never seen this show before that
opening sentence must be pretty weird. Don’t fret; it all revolves around fairy
tale characters so it’s cool.
We open this episode in Fairy Tale world, galloping full steam ahead through the
Enchanted Forest. They don’t call it that but it totally is. The Prince is
travelling by carriage, enjoying the view with his lovely bride to be who is
TOTALLY NOT SNOW WHITE!!! Excuse me I have to make some calls. Ok, I’ve been assured
that it gets better so we can move on. On this peaceful yet bumpy journey, the
Prince and Not-Snow-White or Feathers (Anastasia Griffith) as I shall now call
her due to her attire (it must be seen to be believed) are suddenly stopped by
a giant fighting tree who has decided to take a nap in the middle of the road. Something
seems fishy though. As the Prince catches on, Feathers screams as a hooded
assailant breaks into the carriage. The valiant Prince is off, like a mightily
handsome man on a horse. Now who could this masked figure be? That’s the
prince’s question as well, but instead of typing it the dude jumps straight on
top of them. Now if you guessed Snow White you are correct, one thousand
points. You know who else gets a thousand points, Snow White, because she takes
the Prince out like a Boss. Because isn’t this how all good fairy tales start.
Prince is travelling with fiancée, Princess sets up ambush, Princess robs
Prince, Prince tackles Princess off horse, and Princess takes out Prince with
rock. Ah love.
In “reality” Mary Margaret has nowhere near the confidence
or taste in men as Snow White. Instead of meeting her soul mate, she is suffering
through an awful first date with Dr Whale (David Anders.) Checking out the
little ruby waitress while on a date, way to keep it classy Stark. If the Queen
wanted Snow White to suffer becoming half the person you were, while separating
you from your true love is a pretty sure fire way to do it. Who else is suffering
at that moment, Snow’s grow up daughter Emma (really if you have never seen
this show you must be so confused and you should also watch the show.) After
the Evil Mayor-Queens attempts to get her out of town last
episode, she has been reduced to living in her very small, very yellow, VW
Bug (who I am hoping is not a fairytale character.) Being the caring mother,
whether she knows it or not Mary Margaret offers Emma an extra room at her
place.
The next day at the Hospital, Miss M&M is showing her
primary schooled aged students around the Hospital wards where they keep
comatose patients, because you know, we all do that excursion. Henry, the young
keeper of books and knower of secret identities, while exploring the ward
happens to comes across his sleeping grandfather, a sleeping Prince Charming or
a Mr John Doe, as he is known around those parts.
The brilliant minds of Emma and M&M, following Henry’s
discovery come up with an epic plan, to do exactly what Henry wants them to do.
Parenting 101: Letting your kids hopes get raised up and then standing back and
letting it all fail on them is much less traumatic than calling them crazy.
What the mother and daughter tag team didn’t count on is, that when Mary
Margaret reads to John Doe (who why wouldn’t you believe is Prince Charming
even if he is unconscious, look at him) the story of how they met, he wakes up.
Mary Margaret now a believer works with Henry to find the missing Prince as he,
under the watchful eye of this world’s version of Grumpy and Sleepy, has walked
into the woods. This all take place, much to the disgust of the caring
do-gooder who found him by the side of the road, the Mayor/Queen Regina
herself. Evil curses not as easy to control as you thought, huh?
In Fairy Tale land Snow White and the Prince’s quest to get
back his mother’s ring is beautiful and amazing and just downright charming. He
traps her; she tries to get a way, he saves her, she saves him, he knows she’s
a wanted fugitive, she gives him a nickname and he’ll always find her. Ginnifer
Goodwin and Josh Dallas have incredible chemistry on screen and it plays so
well whenever they are together.
By the time Mary Margaret finds John Doe drowning near the
Toll Bridge (Troll bridge, get it) your heart if it could scream, would be
screaming “He can’t die, you just found him, don’t let him die” Despite the fact
that it’s only episode 3 and he is one of the main character. The two twists
they have in this scene works really well, due to what we know from the
original fairy tale and the back story developed here for the two characters. Mary
Margaret is the one who finds the Prince, like his was always finding her and
then is the one who has to give him the kiss of life.
And he’s married, of course. With amnesia. Sure, why not. We
discover that David (formally John Doe) is married to Feathers aka Kathryn in
the Storybrooke realm. A fact that Regina only just “discovered” once he came
around. So evil.
At least a few positives came out of it. David/Prince
Charming is awake so they have all that tension to explore in future episodes
and Mary Margaret and Emma are now roommates. All Henry has to do now is put
them on one of those talk shows with the segment “What if my mother and
grandmother don’t know there’re fairy tale characters?” and they’ll all be good
to go.
I love the pairing of Snow White and the Prince, and while
they are apart in Storybrooke currently hopefully we will get to flashback to
their other meetings in Fairytale, as they try to find each again. A lot has to
happen between here and waking her up in a glass coffin surrounded by
specifically named dwarves right.
Extra Fables:
-Could
Dr Whale actually be the whale from Pinocchio? It may be too obvious, but he
was big and annoying and looked like he could eat Ruby the waitress up. Sorry, I
even creeped myself out there a bit.
-Did
your little sister also scream out “of course” when Charming revealed that his
name was actually James?
-I love that so far the animation at the bottom of the title card changes to reflect the episode. This week it’s a hooded Snow White in her battle stance.
Thank you for reading again. On other royal occasions you
like Prince Charming can find me here on Twitter at Hanniebee852. Just keep Dr Whale
away, I don’t need that drama.
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